Is it just me, or are people crazy witty when it comes to funny money quotes and memes?

The best are the ones that hit so close to home, you’re not sure if you should laugh or cry about your money situation.

Twisted? Maybe a little. Hilarious? Definitely.

But in the end, they do make my day a little brighter and that’s what counts right?

Enjoy!

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Funny money quotes

I am one step away from being rich. All I need now is money.

Sometimes all you need is a billion dollars.

I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 73 of them.

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
-Jim Rohn

I live in a two-income household, but who knows how long my mom can keep that up.
-Shmuel Breban

Money doesn’t bring happiness. I know, that’s why I went shopping to get rid of it all.

I NEED A HUGe amount of money.

My body wants more sleep but my pocket wants more money.

I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.

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I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life if I die by next Tuesday.

“Money can’t buy happiness, but it will certainly get you a better class of memories.”
–Ronald Reagan

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
–Earl Wilson

Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

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What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

Did you get a good kick out of these funny money quotes and memes? Here’s to not always taking your money so seriously.

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